Jingled Belles – Your daughters have had hours of fun playing in the snow, a couple of cookies and a big, marshmallow-infested mug of cocoa and they are chock full of I’m-about-to-crash-but-I-won’t-go-down-without-a-fight energy!

Snow Mall Fight – You’ve got no other time to get these errands run and the parking lot at your local mall looks like a war zone…but like the brave little elf you are, you maneuver around those nasty gray snow mountains and stay perfectly on schedule

Kwanzaa-dry – What one experiences trying to come up with great Kwanzaa gifts for

everyone on the list

Snow Day – It’s the same for all the Whos down in Whoville, the big and the small– loose translation? WOO HOO!!! Let’s have a ball!

Santa Claws– The hordes of shoppers frantically trying to snag the last “must have toy” on the shelf.

Jowly Old Elf – Could be your Nanna, could be Uncle John. There’s one in each family – they’re rotund, smell a little mildewy and LOVE to hug…they’re Jowly Old Elves. It’s what they do!

Christmas Stalker – You’re in the kitchen and you hear a little rustling sound coming from the tree…you dash into the living room and catch your Christmas Stalker in the act – unwrapping the tiniest corner of the biggest package under the tree…

Christmas Carolers – Those “Santa’s here, Santa’s here” shrieks you hear from kids as you walk through the mall.

The Naughty List – My kids?...Never!

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas– Your mother-in-law>…Never!