ADA: The Americans with Disabilities Act: A.K.A. Another Dang Assessment

IDEA: The Individuals with Disabilities Act: A.K.A. The Intense Daily Effort Award…BTW, there is an extra form for this.

Special Services Coordinator: If only it is the same as a spa services coordinator.

Special Services: Not spa services, but Congress should really re-think that...

Medical Testing: It just looks like Dr. Frankenstein’s lab…

High-Interest Level: The only time you are glad to see this phrase on an official document...is when it's on your child's latest diagnostic assessment.

Assistive Technology: If only it really was Rosie the Maid from The Jetsons.

Early Intervention: What your mom (or his mother) was trying to do before you got married…

Disability Screening Session: They may as well schedule your child’s next tantrum…

FAPE: Free and Appropriate Education: Your special needs destiny…It’s my fape...